MEMEID

1. This ID proves you're a certified memelord

2. Must be used for good, not evil (mostly)

3. No refunds if your meme game weakens

4. Valid in all meme communities worldwide

5. Must be renewed every 5 years or 5 viral memes

6. Not valid as actual government ID (duh)

7. Holder agrees to occasional meme challenges

8. May be revoked for cringe behavior

9. Must represent meme culture with honor